E3: War has changed…

This is how Metal Gear Solid 4 starts.

The title could also be KINECT in my PANTS

Or how this E3 could be described as…
actually i dont know what to say.

this e3 was the most ridiculous e3 since the „playstation 3 will retail for $599“
but lets head back to the beginning of the e3:

a lot of games were announced BEFORE the e3 started=first attempt of fail.
everyone actually knew about a new xbox and new casual fu.. err games.
so the microsoft press conference was unfortunately not that spectacular except gears of war 3, halo:reach, fable 3. anything else? nope.

so the next step was like: fuck what are we gonna do? all visitors will get a new xbox as a give-away. this is how they set us up. fucking shits.

next: NINTENDO. most anticipated press conference and it was TEH DAMN OVAHKILL!!!111
FUCKING NEW ZELDA(but strange graphics..),METROID OTHER M,DONKEY KONG COUNTRY, EPIC MICKEY, Kirby

KID IKARUS, GOLDEN SUN, 3DS, RESIDENT EVIL, MGS, and a lot of other new hawt shit will be released.
PURE HARDCORE.
nearly outrageous.
but perfect. i love nintendo. once again.
why? well i hated nintendo becaus of their casual shit back than in 2008 until last year. now the time has come to bust of the rest of the bunch.
nintendo will strike back.
hold your asses tight.

last but not least: sony
oh man, that was such an lousy attempt to convince all the haters out their to buy 3d-screens. its pathetic.
killzone 3(neat)
kevin butler (i love him)
marcus psp (new kid advertising for psp, super cool)
ok thats it.

then there were things like gran turismo forever(like duke nukem forever, which will be never released)
a lot of cowardshit and rip-offs(psn+ where you get games, but only as long as you re in a subscription=FAIL)
dont forget move. the attempt to COPY the wii remote and to sell that as their own stuff.
and dont forget the logo, which costs MORE than the rest. 50 bucks for the move controller, 30 bucks for just the other part with the analog-stick(the corresponding part of the nun-chuk)

but the biggest fail on the sony conference was the ending. presentating TWISTED METAL.
guys,… how long do you play videogames?
twisted metal was back then in the 90ies awkward crippleshit. bad graphics, lousy gameplay. played the first 2 games.
i just fucking dont get it. why are they hyping it? it wont be an übergame. MAYBE a good game, but thats all, and if it would be a good game, iam not interested in it.

the big winner this year is nintendo.
new hardware, new games, franchises and real secrets revealed on the e3.
the competitor were so lame. iam so dissappointed of ms and sony. ms was this years hyperfail.
sony could only manage to get a little better because of kevin butler and marcus.
next time, please keep everything secret until the e3.

cya bitchez

im mah chargin my … iam back^^

yo,

everything alright?

iam back.

its been a while, i know, but a lot of things happened while i was absent.

in the meantime, i moved from hamburg-altona to hamburg-niendorf.

this is like moving from new york to alaska and sayin hello to russia.

well, i experienced a lot of things.

iam now living in a house full of students, to refer something, we´re 10 guys and gals.

for each stage of the house there are living 3-4 people. and every stage has its own kitchen and bathroom, so its quite convenient.

i now have my room with a normal internet connection. no shitty internet fuck like back then where i was doin my civilian service.

i managed to put up my videogamesystems and my clothes and all that stuff.

and i started last week to study at the university of hamburg. welcome to the meagre life of a student.

i live like… eating an apple for a day.

yup

thats it.

iam such a stingy person.

its not everyday like that. sometimes i have something to eat 3 times a day. but it try to spend as less money as i can. i wonder if i die, if i continue to live like that.

to have his own room and freedom is still a good thing. although i dont have anything to eat^^

i bought some stuff this month:

-New Super Mario Bros.(DS)
-The Conduit Special Edition (WII)
-Giana Sisters DS (DS)
– Cooking Guide: Can’t Decide What to Eat? (DS)
– Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core (PSP)

and a new mobile phone:

So, dont wonder, about this girlish phone, i like it and it looks stylish. if you try to rant about it you re mere than a pity compliant moron.

and… well what has changed….? well studying is kinda strange. i have so much time to sleep and i met so many persons there. i hope there are some true persons… who are trustworthy.

last but not least i have some downloads for you.

this time its once again school food punishment with 2 singles of ´em and a symphonic concert which was held in cologne in germany in august about final fantasy an co.

its a square-enix based concert, but i think you will love it.

here you go:

school food punishment: *click*

Symphonic Fantasies: *click*

well i think thats it.

i have nothing more to tell you now…

except that my new mobile phone looks totally über awesome.

cya around.

its been a while…?

hi, its me…

i think once in while i should post some stuff about me to show you that iam still alive… sort of…

well iam working since 1st of july and it suxx like hell. its a place where it smells after chemicals, paper and cardboards…. i hate this… and you have to do monotone work. its like… well putting your brain into a meat chopper. sometimes, when i come home from work i have the desire to read. just to check if iam still able to read or something like that. i try to check, if iam still capable of thinking in a more abstract way. because when you work in that factory its like: please switch your brain off, throw it away and burn it. now you can work here.

This is ridiculous and insane… it makes me sick…. when i come home, i dont feel like to play videogames or watch anime or write something for my blogs(btw. i started a german blog, but i will tell you later about that)

this is horrible… and i will work there until september…

its like: welcome to hell. please jump off that cliff. and when youre finished please ask that devil over there if he would like to rape your hole.

i hope i´ll survive this bullshit.

now to my hobbies: i bought a 1080p 40inch tv. nice one

have a look:

oh yeah, and i bought a 360. looks pretty nice, but i still dont have any games 😦

and!!!!

outrun2 doesnt work, jet set radio future doesnt work=suxx0r

i ordered gears of war and sega rally but its been like a week and there is still nothing here.

btw. because of my shitty work, i dont have time to play videogames. and while iam having a lot of half-assed RL on my weekends, my poor friends, gamecube and so on must be really lonely…

no j-pop too 😦

and no to my german blog:

i started some months ago a german blog on consolewars.eu

its really nice, but if iam honest its just wasting my time. i post exactly the same shit as i post it on here. nothing special though. and… well when i finished this shitty summer vacation job or whatever this is called, i have to do some civilian service….

and i have plans to put up a shop… when iam done with that civilian service…

i think this could be successful, but my city is kinda conservative and doesnt like new and innovative ideas…

so lets look out for the future and let go and kick sum asses

stay tuned until the next post…..