Life can be tricky. This is what I found out. Last week,… oh holy chocobo, this was like a nightmare… no,… maybe it was like the pwnage of my life. I always thought: shit, I always get in trouble, why are so many people in the near of me, who does cause all this chaos around me? But that was wrong. I was the guy who attracted all the trouble and chaos. How I know that its me? Well… let me see… what was going wrong last week…? A lot!
1. I was playing no videogames.=FAIL the first
2. I did something awesome.= SIR FAILALOT the second
3. Younha has a new hairstyle/haircut which must be fate because I unfortunately don’t like it at all 
Master of FAILATION the third
4. While I was traveling home there was no electricity in the ICE(train) MADAME FAILOR the fourth
I was playing no videogames because I already played a lot on that weekend before.
2. this is the main fail which lead into the massive amount of failation ever.
I pwn3d my boss and here begins the story:
It was a wonderful day. I did my job, I even helped a seaman, who got some problems with his suitcases. I thought: man, how can I help people? Now I will burn in the hell of videogames along with E.T. for Atari.
So after doing a lot of stuff I went down to the bar, where I usually work or sit around.on that day i listened to a conversation between my boss and the club-chief who is actually responsible for us civilian-service smartasses. While I was doing nothing, I thought, hey lets join teh party and try to ask something. There was a issue because of an applicant who was refused. I asked why. And this is where it escalates. But before iam going to tell you the friggin shitty story, I need to explain, what happened in the past.
As a facility manager, you have to do daily shit like supervising if everything is clean and if everything works. And I was kinda lazy in march and forgot to check the windows. And because of that I got an oral warning(my boss said like: you stupid dumbfuck who the lazy bumhole are you able to forget the windows how is this possible blargh and fart and so on…). And my boss said, If I do this one more time, it will lead into a warning on paper. If I get 3 of em, iam done. They will burst my ass out of my civilian-service job.
Now to the long awaited story.
I asked when the applicant wanted to start in the seamansmission. And guess what the boss responded to this: oh dude, if you cant listen to what I say, you just need to die as a stupid human.
Yeah, ur right. I was speechless. How can a boss say something like that? I was indeed like… paralyzed it was like in the pokemon-games when all those wired lines occurred around your pokemon and it cant move anymore. So after some time I recovered and was thinking of revenge…
While she was talking, I was asked where a certain group of persons were last week. I was responding the same style like my boss: dear boss, weren’t you listening last week? If you don’t listen, you have to die like me as a stupido.
And she was like freaking out for 5 minutes. Saying things like how insolent I could be in front of my boss and how dare I am able to do such a thing.
In this moment I thought: fuck, I pwn3d my boss. And another thought was: shit, now iam in a deep hole of diarrhea. The next day I got it on the paper. A warning, that iam not able to cooperate and that iam refusing to work, ignoring authorities and things like this. The whole writing is filled with fucking insults… when I got this shit of paper, I couldn’t stop laughing (well my inner self was laughing about this crap… how can a boss write bullshit like this?) I was kinda speechless and disappointed. This can only happen to me. And this was the moment, I gave up all hope in mankind. I gave up myself. That was the moment, I knew that I was chaos itself. I was the one who was attracting chaos all those years. It was no one else. I have to be some kind of pure evil. This reminds me of my childhood… when alls those stupid kids were pulling pranks and who the fuck was it at the end? yeah, it was me. Yes, I was part of the gang who pulled the prank, but I solely was held responsible for the prank. And do you know why? Because iam the pure evil and iam chaos. So that’s the reason, all these years I thought life was like playing doom on nightmare.
Well next thing: oh gawd, younha has a new hairstyle… as if I have enough bad luck younha´s gonna change it into a freakin wavy bumpy haircut. I cant stand these kind of hairstyles…. Oh gawd why me… there is no more hope for me… my last hope younha is gone for…. Why me? This is the 3rd FAIL for me last week. Now what can I cling on? Videogames? Kuchiki Rukia? My foul language? Guess what: everything I try to cling on is unreal. And do you know what unrealness is? Ur right. Exactly good guessing, bitches: its chaos.
By the way, get Younha´s new single 1,2,3. Its her new single which will released along with her new album on 16th of april. Neat song but bad haircut 😦
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The 4th fail isn’t as hard as the fails mentioned before… but it is indeed a fail. I had to stay on the floor while I was going home when easter holidays started. And when I went back to fucking hamburg, I once again had to stand in the doorways of the ICE. Why THE FLYING SHIT are so many disgusting malfunctioning humans in a fucking way too expensive ICE on the way to hamburg when iam going to hamburg too??? I cant get it…
this is such a pain in my ass oh gawd~_~
well that’s it.
Ah yeah, I almost forgot it:
I bought these games in the last 6 weeks:
Phoenix wright: Ace Attorney, Flower Sun and Rain, Resident Evil 5, Street Fighter IV, MadWorld, Samba de Amigo, House of the Dead: Overkill, Wii Play.
Kinda too many games….?
Well then…
I hope you enjoyed reading this crap and iam glad to write such grotesque stuff on my blog and even ppl read this^^
Cya.
Der Verwahrloste höchstpersönlich!!!!111einself 